After reading this post, Steff, who was so not over her experience with Lezard, despite all claims to the contrary, sat in front of the compy in mute and abject rage ( Read more... )

It may or may not have been coincidental, but at almost the exact same time, eight figures walked through the front door of Hogwarts and into the Entrance Hall. Well, seven walked. The eighth blibbled.

( The godfather, the reluctant hero, and the marshmallow )

Glowing blue particles appear in the air of the Sorting Room. At first they are scattered, like insects in a loose swarm ( Read more... )

Life had been nice and simple for a while, and Harry Potter had liked it like that. Quidditch, broom polishing, broom riding, a class or two here or there.... No Death Eaters. No Voldemort. No random threats on his life in general. It had been really nice.

And then bloody Ayame Sohma had come along and ruined it all by alerting Harry to the ( Read more... )

((Done with permission from the relevant DS-muns.))

( Brute beauty and valour and act, oh, air, pride, plume, here/Buckle! And the fire that breaks from thee then, a billion/Times told lovelier, more dangerous, O my chevalier!/No wonder of it: shéer plód makes plough down sillion/Shine, and blue-bleak embers, ah my dear,/Fall, gall themselves, and gash gold-vermilion. )

Application for Misa Amane, DEATH NOTE ( Read more... )

Ayame didn’t seem particularly disturbed by suddenly being in the sorting room. In fact, he filled out the application with remarkable gusto.

( What’s this? An application? Wonderful! )

((Spoilers for the first two books of the Lady Penitent trilogy, some spoilerish references to War of the Spider Queen. Permission given from all current Realms-muns, namely Yours Truly))A dark-skinned elf limped into the Sorting Room, his left leg encased in a brace of leather and metal, dragging two overstuffed-looking bags behind him. He came to ( Read more... )

A guy with the most fabulous mullet has just appeared in the Sorting Room. He doesn't seem at all surprised to be there.

"People of Hogwarts!" he called out. "I come from the future."

( Push it to the limit. )

Neil was very surprised to find himself in the middle of a large room. He was, in fact, very surprised to find himself alive.

( A voice comes from nowhere, with some interesting questions )